i just barbecued some smoked mackerel fillets and oh my god. then they got rained on and we ate them in the car
last time we came here apple maps navigated us to a dead end seven miles away and then said “you have arrived”, very clearly nowhere near the pin on the map
imagine being gaslit by apple maps
this time we got it to give directions to the pub in the village
we put a kettle on and almost immediately ran out of butane. and then it got rained on
i've gotten weirdly good at self-administering a lateral flow test
Kara Brightwell: skilled at scraping her own tonsils, and inserting things too far up her nostrils
imagine showing that my to myself eighteen months ago
she'd probably go "oh okay so, uh, 'Kara', i see, that's a thing we did, okay. wanna make out"
i had a desk assigned to me, and it was by a window, and it was in a building that isn't my flat, and i got to go there and not be in the same 46m² forever
i saw like. twenty people. in an office that has capacity for like fifteen hundred.
i had a burger, a real burger made out of cow, from a fast food restaurant, with cheesy fries
it was so normal!
this is genuinely the best thing i've been able to do for my mental health during the entire panettone